Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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