Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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