Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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