I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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