I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
