one two three fourrrrnication!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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