It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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