let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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