I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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