i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
false alarm. still invincible.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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