Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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