the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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