The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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