shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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