we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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