I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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