i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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