if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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