I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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