What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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