tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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