If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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