Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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