What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize