he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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