I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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