we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
