she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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