You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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