Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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