? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
