Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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