great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
is it fun? or sober?
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