Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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