If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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