yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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