Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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