Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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