I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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