Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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