I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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