I don't think brook has ever known best
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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