Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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