I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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