In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
