porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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