Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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