Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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