It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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