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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
