ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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