She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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