I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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