Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
