love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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